HORRIBLE VIDEO GAME REVIEW

Space Wizard's

HORRIBLE VIDEO GAME REVIEW
presents
BATTLE RANGERS

PREPARE YOURSELF...PREPARE FOR BATTLE....
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SHOOTING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT.
AND EVERYBODY...
BATTLE RANGERS IS A REALLY BAD WAR GAME WHERE YOU SHOOT STUFF.
WARNING: THIS GAME WILL SEVERLY DROP YOUR INTELLEGENCE
LIKE IT DID TO ME . CANT THINK MUCH OK. LETS SHOOT STUFF

HERE I AM . AND ITS WAR. THE FIRST THING I NOTICE IS EVERYONES SHOOTING GUNS.
THE BULLET S GO REALLY SLOW.

HERE I AM HOPPING AROUND
IM HOPPING HOP HOP IM LIKE A BUNNY HOPPING LOOKING FOR A CARROT

HOLY SHIT MAN THIS GAME IS HORRIBLE. ILL SHOOT YOU NOW

THERE NOT SHOOTING ME ON THE LADDER

MORE SOLDIERS.

ooff get me the hot box of shotgun bullets to die

YOU BASTARDS

A SUBMARINES

SHOOTING

OOF TOUGH FIGHT

THE SUBMARINES STILL THERE EVEN THOUGH ITS SUBMERGED

HERE I AM IN THE HEAT OF BATTLE . WAR IS HELL

KEEP FIGHTING

SHOOOT SHOOT SHOOOOOOT
DAMMMMNN YOUUUUUU

WAR MAKES PEOPLE CRAZY BUT THIS GAME MIGHT MAKE PEOPLE CRAZIER

ERRFF HE BAYONETTED ME IN THE BACK

THANKS FOR THE KEY MISTER

ARRGGGGGGGGGGGHHH
WHERE THE HELL AM I

NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!

BLOODY WATER. A GRIM REALITY ON THE BATTLEFIELD

THIS WATER HOWEVERS QUITE REFRESHING

STANDING IN FRONT OF THE COPTER

BY THIS POINT I MUSTVE DIED ABOUT A THOUSAND TIMES

AH TIME FOR A LITTLE RELAXING ON MY RAFT. JUST KIDDING , EVERYONES SHOOTING AT ME

HOPPING AT THE TANK

HOP FOR YOUR LIFE

WHOS SHOOTING WHO? NOBODY SEEMS TO KNOW . JUST KEEP PULLING THE TRIGGER

EVERYONES FALLING OFF THE BRIDGE. ITS LIKE THEY DONT EVEN CARE

OUCH , ANYONE GOT A BANDAID

WHY NOT? PLEASE?

WORLD WAR STUPID

THE ULTIMATE BATTLE . THE SHOWDOWN WITH THE CRAZY KNIFE GUY

OH YEAH?!

JUST WHAT I NEED, A ROSARY! THANK GOD, IM GOING TO NEED IT!

THE BATTLE CONTINUES

ITS DARK. ITS A GOOD THING IVE GOT MY GUN TO LIGHT THE WAY

OK THIS IS STARTING TO GET REDUNDANT
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
WHEN THE BLOODSHED STOP
HOW MANY COUNTLESS SOLDIERS MUST BE LAID TO RUIN
OH THE PAIN OF WAR

I MADE IT TO THE BIG BOSS
HE LOOKS MEAN.